Comics - Off To The Races #14 - July 3rd, 2017, 12:00 pm

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Centaurs always get to ride off into the sunset.


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DarkwingDork, July 3rd, 2017, 7:29 pm ( Reply )

- And that concludes this story! Special thanks again to the creators of "The Wotch" for allowing Miranda's appearance.

Hope you're ready for our next story, which begins in 2 weeks!

P.S. Nat's band is Advorsus. Check them out here!

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  TAURED AND FEATHERED??? ( Reply )

HA-HA! I DO THE BAD PUNS AROUND HERE, CUBE!

posted by Centaur71 (Guest) on July 3rd, 2017, 9:00 pm



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The power of Dumb Luck hits again.

posted by Night-X (Guest) on July 3rd, 2017, 10:28 pm





 
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@Centaur71: We'll have to pun-ish you for that...

posted by DarkwingDork on July 7th, 2017, 8:54 am





 
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@Night-X: If it wasn't for dumb luck, I'd have no luck at all...

posted by DarkwingDork on July 7th, 2017, 8:54 am





 
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I bet it cost a bunch to convert that van to taur-usable, or maybe they went cheap and used hand controls. That would save some bucks.

Also, stop breaking the 4th wall. We just got that fixed.

posted by Salen on July 7th, 2017, 9:24 am





 
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@Salen: Vans would probably be the only practical vehicle for a centaur to use. As for conversion, Nat probably just ripped out the seat! Metal!

posted by DarkwingDork on July 7th, 2017, 10:14 am



  Car taurs ( Reply )

@Salen: Actually, all a manufacturer would have to do is restructure the doors to either pivot up or slide back and replace the seats with padded cushions. Also pickup trucks could be modded for us too!

posted by Centaur71 (Guest) on July 7th, 2017, 1:27 pm



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@DarkwingDork: Dumb Luck is the best kind of luck because you never question it and just go with it.

posted by Night-X (Guest) on July 7th, 2017, 4:00 pm



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@Centaur71: Aren't you overlooking the foot pedals? Since the centaur-driver is going to be sitting down, it's not clear how well or poorly they'd be able to 'hoof' the accelerator & etc.

posted by Cubist on July 7th, 2017, 5:11 pm



  picking pedals ( Reply )

@Cubist: no prob; the cushion would be 'raised' off the floor of the vehicle just like a regular car seat is enough of our front legs would project so we Cents COULD move our legs enough to work the pedals (and as a backup, we could always use hand controls like for handicapped drivers)

posted by Centaur71 (Guest) on July 7th, 2017, 5:23 pm





 
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@Cubist: Hand controls are also a possibility, as previously stated. I knew someone who was paralyzed from the waist-down but drove a very nice Firebird with some hand controls.

posted by Salen on July 7th, 2017, 8:35 pm



  told ya... ( Reply )

@Salen: There, you see? EASY PEASY! We Centaurs can do almost ANYTHING!

posted by Centaur71 (Guest) on July 8th, 2017, 12:03 am





 
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The Bard Memorial Centaur Center gets my vote... 7@=e

posted by Lucius Appaloosius on July 10th, 2017, 2:01 am





 
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@Lucius Appaloosius: Any vote against it doesn't count!

posted by DarkwingDork on July 11th, 2017, 11:37 am



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@Salen: I gave it some thought before, it would even work with a smaller car:
https://cervelet.deviantart.com/art/Standart-Issue-Anthro-Car-Seat-Version-II-319845296
https://cervelet.deviantart.com/art/So-you-ve-become-a-taur-3-577938233

posted by Cervelet (Guest) on August 18th, 2017, 3:31 pm



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